July 17 [Saturday]

9:56 PM

have no friends or hobby.
watched disney channel and spongebob all day.


SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. I'll draw us an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt. (grabs a stick and draws a circle around both of them)

Patrick: Good thinking! All the experts say it's the only defense against a sea bear attack.

Squidward: (laughs) You guys are so gullible! See? I did everything that attracts a sea bear and nothing happened! If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?

SpongeBob: Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.

Squidward: Oh, pfft, sorry! How silly of me! You mean like this? (Squidward tilts his sombrero to the right then laughs. As he is laughing, a hand turns the sombrero upside-down)

SpongeBob: No, like that. (camera zooms out to reveal a sea bear growling. Squidward screams and runs but the sea bear attacks him)

SpongeBob: Squidward, are you okay? (Squidward is bruised and beaten)

Squidward: No.

SpongeBob: Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back.

Patrick: Yeah. Sea bears often attack more than once.

Squidward: Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life!

SpongeBob & Patrick: No! (sea bear attacks Squidward)

SpongeBob: Don't run! Sea bears hate that.

Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.

SpongeBob & Patrick: No! (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again)

SpongeBob: They hate limping more than running!

Squidward: Well, I guess I'll just have… (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again)

SpongeBob: I should have warned you about crawling. (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again)

Squidward: What happened that time?

SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.

Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else.

SpongeBob: Here, draw a circle. (throws Squidward a stick)

Squidward: Ok. (sea bear comes back and attacks Squidward again)

SpongeBob: That was an oval! It has to be a circle! (Squidward runs and sits on top of SpongeBob, inside the circle)

Squidward: Move over! (sea bear sees the circle, points at Squidward, then leaves) Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life.

SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.

Squidward: What attracts them?

Patrick: The sound of a sea bear attack. (a sea rhinoceros is snorting beside them)

SpongeBob: Heh. Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments. Right, Squidward?

Squidward: YEAH?