you know.

i'm too cool to know you.

watched camp rock twice in the past twenty four hours.
well now it's not twenty four more like twenty six?
whatever.

school starts tomorrow.
YAY FOR GETTING TO SPEND EVERYDAY 8-3 WITH PEOPLE I HATE DOING WORK I HATE LEARNING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM YEAHHHH

summer homework:
[X] read great gatsby
[X] do report on it
[ ] read old man and the sea
[ ] do report on it
[X] do bio vocabulary for chapter 29
[X] " chapter 30
[X] " chapter 35
[X] " chapter 36
[X] " chapter 37
[X] " chapter 38
[X] " chapter 39
[X] do bio questions for chapter 29
[X] " chapter 30
[/] " chapter 35
[ ] " chapter 36
[ ] " chapter 37
[ ] " chapter 38
[ ] " chapter 39
[ ] complete large biology packet
[X] interview a biologist
[X] write a report on said biologist

i hope they don't collect that stuff on the first day of school.

i hate myself for procrastinating.


BRB GONNA GO GET SIX HOURS OF SLEEP NOW. AWESOME. -___-

OCEAN CITY MARYLAND VACATION RECAP

this is sort of delayed. i dont' care.

SUNDAY. 8/30/09.
-woke up earlyish, ate breakfast
- finished packing my duffle bag :x
-packed car
-we wanted to leave at 9. we left at 11.
-got to OC Maryland around 4.
-checked into Rodeway Inn. It is pink. we had an oceanview balcony. it was cool.
-chilled a little
-leanne and i went to the outdoor pool for a minute, then we went on the beach.
-spent around half an hour on the beach. leanne left. i had to carry everything back alone -_-
-i decided to go in the indoor pool because i was in a bathing suit already and nobody was there
-called upstairs to find out whatever happened to leanne.
-leanne came down and we swam and were really cool
-took showers. it was dinner time. let's go eat guys.
-the boardwalk starts like sort of far-ish from our hotel. so we drove there.
-the parking situations are retarded.
-walked around on boardwalk looking for food.
-found some. it was awesome.
-went back to hotel and slept.
-by "slept" i mean "put on the disney channel and watched it until i fell asleep"
-i slept on the sofa bed. next to the air conditioner -_-.

MONDAY. 8/31/09
-woke up earlier than i have basically all summer.
-investigated hotel breakfast. hotel breakfast consists of packaged danishes, packaged muffins, packaged bagels, coffee/tea/juice blah blah.
-stole some danishes. naturally.
- went to boardwalk
-took "train"[they call it a train. but it has wheels and does not run on a track. aka a tram] to the end of the boarwalk. which is like. three miles.
-chilled. walked around.
-it was REALLY cold/windy. so we bought sweatshirts. well leanne and mommypoo did. and leanne bought two and our mom wore one of hers and i wore our moms?
-i don't remember exactly but i'm sure eating was involved.
-went to ripley's believe it or not museum.
-it was actually not that much of a ripoff. it was pretty big. most of the stuff was dumb though.
-there was a shrunken human head. ew ew ew ew. also there was a room dedicated to mutated animals. like the kinds with extra legs sticking out of their heads. ew.
-ate the entire boardwalk.
-the tram never came again. apparently starting in september it doesn't run past like 5. and they figured "august 31 is close enough bye have fun walking home"
-so we walked home.
-i bought a sweatshirt on the way.
-encouraged leanne to get in shape for the upcoming field hockey season by pushing her from behind yelling "JOG! JOG! JOG PORKY JOG!"
-it actually worked kind of. except i was jogging too. i need a golf cart to chase her in.
-had races from lampost to lampost with leanne. she would cheat and be like "okay it ends at this lamp post" so i'd stop but she'd keep running to the one it actually ended at -_____-
-FINALLY got to the start of the boardwalk where the car was. since we ran a lot our parents were pretty far behind us. and i decided it would be a good idea to go run onto the beach. so i took off my shoes and stuff and ran out on the beach. well my parents walk faster than i judged. and leanne and them left without me. and then i couldn't put my shoes on since my feet were covered in sand. if you know me well you're aware of my dislike of bare footedness. so i walked across the dangerously splintery boardwalk and down the street without shoes :| (I HATE not wearing shoes asldfjalsjdf)
-went "home"
-bathed. chilled on patio. watched disney channel. slept.

TUESDAY 9/1/09
-woke up. stole breakfast foods for later usage.
-went down to outdoor pool
-sat there for a while
-the water was really cold. it was really windy that day :[
-swam/sat.
-decided to go on beach.
-the current in the ocean was legit going sideways.
-went in anyway. with leanne. and boogie boards.
-after like a minute we were in front of the hotel next to ours but not any closer to shore. the ocean carried us sideways but not in -__-
-tried to swim back. impossible.
-decided to get out and walk back.
-finally actually got to shore. trudged back to starting point. repeat. decide enough of that.
-i wanted to sit on the beach. i sat, and a large gust of wind carried sand into my face. bye beach.
-went back to pool for a while.
-it was too cold. said forget this. showered.
-went to play indoor minigolf
-it was aquatic themed. indoors.
-i am terrible at mini golf. and the family loser.
-looked for restaurants to eat in
-decided 'forget this' and went to boardwalk for quality food
-drove to the end where the rides are
-rode rides. they had a roller coaster. nobody would go on it with me. so i said 'forget you guys' and went by myself because i wanted to ride it.
-went out onto boardwalk
-obtained ice cream due to paternal generosity
-went home & slept

WEDNESDAY 9/2/09
-it was time to go home
-said goodbye to beach. "don't get your clothes wet jessica" and of course. large wave came and splashed up and got my clothes wet.
-packed up my stuff while everyone -__-'d at me for not having it done
-realized i lost my camp rock necklace alsdjflajs df-packed car
-drove a bit
-i was under the impression that we were going to go to the delaware outlet malls. i had been mislead.
-the whole trip i was begging for sonic. and wednesday was like free day / driving so i was like CAN WE GO TO SONIC TODAY CAN WE GO TO SONIC SDJFLJSDFLSDF
-WE WENT TO SONIC IN DELAWARE SOMEWHERE
-IT WAS DELICOUS
-took an unnecessary amount of pictures of family eating the sonic goodness
-aklsdfjklasjdfsdlfj became the number one sonic teenie of america
-people at sonic thought i was a freak
-went to wal mart. now let me just say. in new jersey, wal mart is a trashy ghetto store. anywhere south i've experienced, it is a quality supermarket. as in like. the people speak coherent english. and it's not trashy to go there.
-bought miley cyrus ep.
-rode bikes around the bike aisle out of boredom
-until some meanie employee said "ma'am, you're not allowed to ride those". i was like -________-. 23480234 other employees saw me and didn't care? but whatever i'm not five so i stopped riding the bike.
-went back in car
-watched stick it. best movie.
-got home
-greeted dogs
-had dinner.
-the end.

clearly i have issues.

i am a super driver.
and my super i mean mediocre.
i took driving lessons. and now can drive under parental supervision.
i test for a license on february 25 at 10am. whoot.
first thing i'm doing is picking leanne up from school and going out to lunch. and we will, at all times, pretend the car is a transformer or occasionally a pirate ship.
because we're awesome.


trying to clean my room.
i wanna see honor society so badly.
but my parents won't even consider letting me get tickets or driving me [this license idea is seeming better and better] if my room isn't spotless. fml.

going on vacation sunday.
not sure if that's good or bad thing.
because i have a tendency to not know how to relax.
it's not the end of the world if i get sand in my shoe. i'll live if the sheets are wrinkly. nothing terrible will come out of not being able to bathe immediately after swimming. exhale.
and i have to pack tomorrow. oh lordy. i'm just gonna bring enough clothes so that i don't have to plan what i'm wearing each day. alsdjflasjdflajsdf. i hope i don't forget osmething. because i would. i'd forget my camera or something. bleehhh.


okay bye.

i need to clean and go to sleep. for eighteen hours.

beach & BOREDwalk, M/8/17/09

so the past/present tense are not consistent in this.

9:30 AM
pack car.
realize everything we forgot.
pack car more.
depart at 9:45
drive.
leanne and i watch "the lion king 1 1/2"
best. movie. ever.
drive lalala

get to beach.

buy passes / lockers for showering

slather spf 30 all over myself. except my legs because i was too lazy.

go on beach!

i hate sand. asldfjasldfj.

i lay down on the blanket while leanne swims.

we go in the ocean.

i like swimming in the ocean. except when there's gross stuff in there.
like today. there were these little jelly things EVERYWHERE. some girls asked the lifeguard what they were and he said they're called salps?

so we basically alternated between swimming and laying down for four hours.

at one point we played go fish with hannah montana playing cards and listened to the ponyo theme song.

i finally put sunscreen on my legs cause they're in the sun, then i put more on my face and a little on my forearms.

have a not-so-mild psycotic episode due to sand. IT'S EVERYWHERE. and some got on the blanket and i didn't want to lay on it or get it on me especially my hands? and leanne was covered in it and then plopped on the blanket and i had an attack.

try to eat a sandwich. it has sand in the name fml.
eat half of it. but i really cannot eat on the beach without freaking out about sand.

continue the swim, lay down, swim, lay down cycle. i really hate sand. and salps.

we go to shower. the worst part of the beach is carrying all of your stuff off of the beach -__-.

i wash my body at least four times. and shampoo at least three. i hate sand.

get dressed lalala. realize my nose is quite sunburned. typical. it protrudes and gets burnt even when i use copious amounts of sunscreen. and there is a white spot from my sunglasses on the top of my nose. typical typical.

go out to the car. realize how burnt my face really is. i basically am completely burned only on my face, except for areas covered by sunglasses. and they were those kind of ray ban style sunglasses that leave an extra ridiculous burn fml -_____-

go on rides! yay!
they play music around one area of rides and the climb was playing and i may or may not have had a singing attack.

went on bored-walk.
it is not thrilling at all.
played the water gun game. won a giant orange monkey. named it joseph.
played something else. lost.
went in the arcade. won 23048234 tickets. used to get a high school musical photo frame keychain.

got in car. drove away.

stopped to creepishly drive through car dealership. they have a lot of cool cars. expensive cars.
my dad likes cool cars. i am in the process of learning to drive & obtaining a license. therefore he can vicariously live out his lifelong desire to own a cool car by buying one for me. at least i hope that is how it will work out.

listen to my car trip playlist i made last night with leanne. it includes every disney soundtrack either of us have acquired in our lives, the entire discography of jb & tswift, random dumb songs, and the best of hannah montana. we are awesome.

come home. blog. realize i forgot jon & kate plus eight



we're going to the beach in maryland for three days at the end of the month.
i really do not want to deal with sand. slash i don't think i can without losing my sanity.

on wednesday i start driving lessons. "what is the instructor, suicidal?" thanks daddy -_-

just one spark starts a fire

this is precious.
and i'm mildly obsessed with it.
mainly because it's six of my favorite people.
yet i can't help but giggle at how awkward the making of it must have been.

August 14 [Friday]

1:52 am

i cannot sleep.
this has been an issue for the past week or so.

tomorrow will be one month since i saw the jb for the first time. (it's also that one kid in the band's birthday. not the point.)

also tomorrow we are attending a barbeque in some place in nj an hour away.
i'm only excited because it involves leaving the house. and a nice car ride.

last night [wednesday] oksana came over.

i have a lot of summer work to do.

oh also yesterday i passed my learners permit test. whoo-ee. now i have to take six hours of driving lessons. watch out fellow motorists. and pedestrians. and innocent poles.

if anyone ever reads this i'm sorry my life is so boring.